1. SLEEPOVER SATURDAY

    snorkeler:

    Ask/tell/request anything of me!

    • Ask me a question
    • Ask me an NSFW question
    • Tell me to post a picture/selfie
    • Send me “would you rathers”
    • Send me “have you evers”
    • Send me “marry, fuck, kills”
    • Send me “this or thats”
    • Ask me what I think about a celebrity or tumblr user.
    • Send me weird/funny/creepy stories
    • Tell me your crush’s description
    • Ask for advice (but I’m shit at it)
    • Ask me to draw a picture.
    • Literally ask me anything
    • Literally

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    BOTH aisle signs were like this on BOTH SIDES

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  3. aperture-of-consciousness:

    You: ‘It’s impossible to have swag and be fully devoted to our lord and saviour Jesus Chr-

    Me:

    (via platwaifu)

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  4. thecutestofthecute:

"He was so tired that he had to be carried home"

    thecutestofthecute:

    "He was so tired that he had to be carried home"

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  5. (via aperture-of-consciousness)

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  6. modern-gaming.jpg

    filenames:

    modern-gaming.jpg

    (via gamindustris)

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  9. greathaircut:

    love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

    (via fuckjgold)

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  10. jonasbrothers:

    when friend’s parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don’t want them to

    (via the-pietriarchy)

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  11. 0rbfucker:

    0rbfucker:

    Nicholas Cage Uncaged: An Autobiography

    I posted this as a stupid joke but there actually is a biography of Nicholas Cage called ‘Uncaged’

    (via skramburglar)

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    photo

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  14. You can’t be mad at Mario, Mario is a great man.
    – My little brother while play Super Mario Galaxy (via docmario)

    (via mi0da)

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    photo

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