Has anyone ever told y’all that the German Tumblr App has translated “follow” as “verfolgen”? Which is indeed a translation of “follow”… in the sense of “pursue”, “stalk” or “trace”.
judy hopps is a cop who leverages a strangers felony tax evasion to get him to put his life in danger and work around the clock so that she can keep her job
she then presumably helps him cover up his crime to get him a job on the same police force
judy hopps has some very nice feet but we need to remember that she’s still a cop
just fyi for everyone out there using tumblr on this day that you can reblog a post without the extra commentary by clicking the OP’s URL on the original post
new atheists deride religion as “primitive superstition” but when you hear their take on what religion is it’s clear they have the shallowest concept of it
Y'all are the ones with holy books about talking snakes and blood sacrifices, but go off I guess
Kpop or ‘Korean Pop’ is riding high in the international music scene and as someone who prides themselves on turning a satirical lens towards the latest trending topics I felt it was ripe for a spoofing, but due to my limited knowledge of the genre I couldn’t figure how to do it - and then it hit me: ‘write what you know’! And I KNOW about fast food mascot Ronald McDonald’s, the star of this new #instagramskit!
I fucking hate harry potter for forever ruining wizards. They used to be badass old men who traveled on boats and killed cool shit like dragons and made potions now they just fucking go to a shitty school and don’t learn math or postmodernism
